Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
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