I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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