Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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