Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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