Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
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