I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Randomize
