sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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