Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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