we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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