so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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