I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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