your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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