She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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