It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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