How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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