Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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