butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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