I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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