he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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