I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Randomize
