Porn is love you can see.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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