If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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