I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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