I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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