i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
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