What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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