East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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