I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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