I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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