Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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