so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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