You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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