I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
He kissed a someone with a penis
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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