We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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