I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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