I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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