I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
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