We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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