Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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