Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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