Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
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