I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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