I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
The air was thick with penises
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
Randomize