Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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