I want to stick my p in your. b.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
Randomize
