dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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