3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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