and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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