My brain says no but my pants say off.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
Randomize