he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I wish my new phone didn't autocorrect so well. People will never experience the magic of my drunk texts because they think I'm making a coherent statement.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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