wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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