You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
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