may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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