How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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