I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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