Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
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